Pigeon Impossible

As detective Beckett sits on the park bench eating his morning breakfast doing some important CIA work, a pigeon came up to him wanting some food. This was no ordinary pigeon, this pigeon worked for an enemy group of the CIA and was after the CIA. The pigeon quickly swarmed detective Beckett knowing the bagel and brief case out of his hands. The pigeon then trapped himself inside the brief case. The pigeon started chasing detective Beckett around shooting at him and shooting at cars. Detective Beckett started thinking of a plan, he then found his bagel laying on the ground. He began to manipulate the pigeon, holding up the bagel as if he was holding it for ransom over the flames of a burning car. The pigeon really wanted this bagel more than he wanted the CIA’s information. The pigeon then opened the case to take the bagel then detective Beckett quickly charged the pigeon knocking him away from the case, the bagel was launched into the air and fell right in the case on the missile launch button. The missile was heading straight for Moscow, Russia. Detective Beckett grabbed the brief case and started after the missile. As he was in midflight the pigeon had returned for his bagel, detective Beckett aimed his gun at the pigeon and fired, but nothing happened. The two had an intense stare down, detective Beckett then pulled out the rocket launcher on his case, right when the pigeon thought detective Beckett was going to shoot him, he opened up the brief case and the bagel went flying out, and the pigeon flew after it. Beckett then fired his rocket into the missile blowing it up and saving American from going to war with Russia. Detective Beckett flew back down to the ground where the pigeon was enjoying the bagel, Beckett gave the pigeon one last stare, put on his glasses, and headed back to the office like it was just another day.